Crockpot Pizza

It’s going to take about as long as delivery anyway.

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Slow Cooker Pizza:

1 pre made dough (your neighborhood grocery store should have some in the bakery area)

Sauce of preference

Vegan cheese

Toppings of choice

Olive oil, to grease the crockpot dish

To prepare your dough, create a surface to roll your dough. An oiled cutting board is perfect, lay your dough out, form into a ball, cut ball in half, wrap one half in Saran Wrap and place in fridge until ready to use (it’ll store for a few days, save and make pizza another night), and roll the other half of dough into an oval shape to fit your crockpot. Afterward, place dough in crockpot and top with your favorite toppings, I like good ol vegan cheese pizza with a little bit of Brazil nut pesto. Sauce up the dough, throw some vegan cheese on top, then drizzle some pesto on top with a little bit of homemade crumbled seitan; but you can do as you please. Cover your crockpot with a clean tea towel, or a layer of paper towels, then place the crockpot lid on top to secure towel and prevent it from touching your food and prevents your crust from getting solid and turning into a dumpling instead of being baked and crusty. Set crockpot to high and cook for 1 1/2 to 2 hrs. Let cool for 10 and serve with a nice little salad! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

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Charcoal Toothscrub (or Paste)

I’ve heard time and time again that my gifts of toothpaste brightened folk’s smiles. Here’s my gift to you! The recipe to go about making your whole day brighter and your sink black as all get out.

Tooth Scrub

3/4 cups baking soda

3/4 cup calcium bicarbonate

1/4 cup activated charcoal

2 tsp sea salt

1 tsp dried ground turmeric

2 tsp colloidial silver (optional)

1 tsp neem oil (optional)

40 drops peppermint essential oil

Sift together baking soda, calcium bicarbonate, activated charcoal, sea salt, and turmeric. If you’re leaving out the colloidal silver and the neem oil, you’re pretty much done just combine the ingredients until it’s an even dark grey. We’re still going to use the peppermint oil, add those 40 drops and you’re going to notice you’ve got little clumps in your dry mix… SIFT AGAIN!!!! Smash all of the clumps through the sifter and stir your mix again until its smooth and it’s lit! You’re done! If you’re adding the colloidal silver and neem, you’re going to add them at the same time you add the peppermint oil.

If you would prefer toothpaste add 1/4 of coconut oil and a tablespoon of coconut flour then mix into a paste like consistency, adding coconut oil a tablespoon at a time to avoid adding too much.